{"id":17815,"date":"2025-06-02T15:13:38","date_gmt":"2025-06-02T12:13:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/viktorijos.lt\/istorija\/amziaus-alibi\/"},"modified":"2026-03-24T18:29:21","modified_gmt":"2026-03-24T15:29:21","slug":"age-as-an-alibi","status":"publish","type":"istorija","link":"https:\/\/viktorijos.lt\/en\/story\/age-as-an-alibi\/","title":{"rendered":"Age as an alibi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Three-year-old Mykolas, gazing at himself in the mirror, solemnly declares:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m young.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I nod in agreement.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAnd me? Am I young or old?\u201d I seize the moment to ask.<\/p>\n<p>I barely have time to think that, with my pre-bed \u201cpolished\u201d makeup and my granny-style bun, I might lean toward the second description.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou\u2019re my MAMA.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I nod knowingly.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAnd is your mama young or old?\u201d I persist.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMykolo\u2019s mama GLAZI,\u201d he announces, observing carefully, crowning our little conversation with his verdict.<\/p>\n<p>Translation: In our children\u2019s eyes, we mothers have an alibi of age.<\/p>\n<p>We are of indescribable age.<br \/>\nWe are SIMPLY BEAUTIFUL.<\/p>\n<p>To the BEAUTIFUL. US.<br \/>\nV.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"template":"","class_list":["post-17815","istorija","type-istorija","status-publish","hentry"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/viktorijos.lt\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/istorija\/17815","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/viktorijos.lt\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/istorija"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/viktorijos.lt\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/istorija"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/viktorijos.lt\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17815"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}