{"id":17687,"date":"2022-06-13T15:11:04","date_gmt":"2022-06-13T12:11:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/viktorijos.lt\/istorija\/pasaka-apie-niekadautoja\/"},"modified":"2026-03-20T13:54:31","modified_gmt":"2026-03-20T10:54:31","slug":"a-tale-about-the-never-sayer","status":"publish","type":"istorija","link":"https:\/\/viktorijos.lt\/en\/story\/a-tale-about-the-never-sayer\/","title":{"rendered":"A tale about the \u2018never-sayer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dedicated to those who NEVER have time.<\/p>\n<p>Once upon a time, there lived a girl named Viktorija.<\/p>\n<p>She dreamed of becoming a lawyer.<br \/>\nDid she ever, even once, think about what fate might actually have in store for her?<br \/>\nNEVER!<\/p>\n<p>Back when she had just gotten married and was looking for a family nest with her husband,<br \/>\nour fairytale V. confidently declared, loud and clear,<br \/>\nthat she was a city person,<br \/>\nand that a small apartment was \u201cmore than enough\u201d for her life.<\/p>\n<p>And a house\u2014with all the gardening and planting that comes with it\u2014<br \/>\nshe would<br \/>\nNEVER<br \/>\never need.<\/p>\n<p>Today, pulling out an almost full bucket of newly grown weeds,<br \/>\nshe caught herself tending the edge of the yard\u2026 without even complaining.<\/p>\n<p>And she had just returned from inspecting her rose bushes full of buds:<br \/>\n\u201cThey\u2019ll bloom, my beauties,\u201d she whispered softly and sincerely in her thoughts.<\/p>\n<p>The same woman who once promised she would NEVER miss gardens or vegetable patches.<\/p>\n<p>Many years ago, on a sunny October morning,<br \/>\nthat same Viktorija became a mother.<\/p>\n<p>That very day, she swore she would never have more children.<br \/>\nNEVER.<\/p>\n<p>As snow gently fell and January frost tightened its grip,<br \/>\nher arms were filled with her second life gift.<\/p>\n<p>After experiencing \u201clife with two kids\u201d and all its parades of chaos,<br \/>\nshe loudly declared left and right that she would NEVER do \u201cthis kind of fun\u201d again.<\/p>\n<p>As summer heat faded,<br \/>\nshe sat like a little cupcake in her husband\u2019s car<br \/>\non the way to welcome the third one.<\/p>\n<p>After promising everyone she would NEVER become a mother of many.<\/p>\n<p>On a Sunday evening,<br \/>\nour story\u2019s heroine Viktorija,<br \/>\nafter taking baby My out of the bathtub placed in her bedroom\u2014<br \/>\nwhere she had once said children would<br \/>\nNEVER<br \/>\nbathe\u2026<\/p>\n<p>and would NEVER splash pink foam all over the walls\u2026<\/p>\n<p>was now on her knees,<br \/>\nwiping up puddles:<br \/>\n\u201cOh mom, somehow the water splashed out.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>While she was cleaning,<br \/>\nbefore she even managed to dress My,<br \/>\nhe happily peed all over the freshly made Sunday bed.<\/p>\n<p>The same bed she had already remade that morning<br \/>\nafter the exact same \u201caccident.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>And that very morning, she had firmly told herself<br \/>\nthat she would NEVER leave him naked on the bed again.<\/p>\n<p>While dealing with the aftermath of the second accident\u2026<br \/>\nher ears caught the voice of Patricija,<br \/>\nstill bathing in the tub she would NEVER use:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMom, your bathtub is like a slide!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Before she could even say \u201cdon\u2019t you dare\u2026\u201d<br \/>\nshe heard a loud splash<br \/>\nand water landing everywhere\u2014<\/p>\n<p>on the walls that were NEVER supposed to get splashed,<br \/>\nand the floors that were so afraid of water.<\/p>\n<p>I remember it like it was today\u2014<br \/>\nwhen we were deciding on this interior detail,<br \/>\nI confidently explained that<br \/>\nthe kids have their own shower cabin,<br \/>\nand in my bedroom bathroom they would<br \/>\nNEVER organize water attractions.<\/p>\n<p>Wishing you a very good-mood Monday.<br \/>\nOn Mondays, the little boutique NEVER works.<\/p>\n<p>P.S. Do you NEVER have time? Especially on Mondays?<br \/>\nBut\u2026 you read this whole \u201cbedsheet-length\u201d story to the end, didn\u2019t you?<\/p>\n<p>Now you should be smiling.<\/p>\n<p>V.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"template":"","class_list":["post-17687","istorija","type-istorija","status-publish","hentry"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/viktorijos.lt\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/istorija\/17687","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/viktorijos.lt\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/istorija"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/viktorijos.lt\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/istorija"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/viktorijos.lt\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17687"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}