{"id":17555,"date":"2020-03-09T14:50:58","date_gmt":"2020-03-09T11:50:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/viktorijos.lt\/istorija\/salia-gyvenimelio-teoretiku\/"},"modified":"2026-03-19T12:50:23","modified_gmt":"2026-03-19T09:50:23","slug":"next-to-a-little-gang-of-theorists","status":"publish","type":"istorija","link":"https:\/\/viktorijos.lt\/en\/story\/next-to-a-little-gang-of-theorists\/","title":{"rendered":"Next to a little gang of \u2018theorists\u2019"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u201c-Mom, where do babies come from?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cOh, holy heavens\u2026\u201d I think to myself.<\/p>\n<p>The older one hasn\u2019t asked this question yet\u2026 but the little one\u2026<br \/>\nSensing my silence, she adds details:<br \/>\n-\u201cSo\u2026 do they bring babies from a building?\u201d<br \/>\n-\u201cFrom the hospital,\u201d I answer faster than fast.<br \/>\n-\u201cReally?\u201d<br \/>\nI nod\u2014101% \u201cyes.\u201d<br \/>\n-\u201cI always thought\u2026 from the church.<br \/>\nBecause\u2026 well\u2026 why else would God pour water on them\u2026<br \/>\nI thought you had to wash them after they were born\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Sweet.<\/p>\n<p>Next to little \u201ctheorists,\u201d<br \/>\nV.<\/p>\n<p>P.S. If I ever write a book, I think I already have a co-author.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"template":"","class_list":["post-17555","istorija","type-istorija","status-publish","hentry"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/viktorijos.lt\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/istorija\/17555","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/viktorijos.lt\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/istorija"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/viktorijos.lt\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/istorija"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/viktorijos.lt\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17555"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}